- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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