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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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