Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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