- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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