A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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