- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??