Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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