- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

womens rights.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

whats black and strange a paki

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Potassium? K.

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