- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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