Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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