- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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