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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Your girlfriend.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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