what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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