- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A Chinese man fails a math test

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.