- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Death by kayak

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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