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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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