Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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