- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Small Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Phew... it's gone.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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