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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

a person who will soon die of beeties

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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