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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

u know whats a crime? rape

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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