-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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