hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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