Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Your mom is so old she died

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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