- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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