Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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PENIS lol

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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