Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why? Why not?

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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