- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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