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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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