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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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