Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What is the difference?

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Barack Obama.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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