- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

why does the man appear fat he is

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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