- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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