- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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