A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Knock knock.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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