- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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