- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

TIMMY

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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