- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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