- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

your mom was so fat that she died.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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