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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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