- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Women outside of the kitchen.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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