- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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