How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

who is really lanky? james cornish

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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