What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

you know whats not funny white boards.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

outside your comfort zone

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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