What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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rarw

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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69.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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