Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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