- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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