- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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