Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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