A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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