- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Good job, son.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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