- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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