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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Smelly Indians.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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