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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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