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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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