- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is green and slow Grass.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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