- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

There once was a man from Nantucket.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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