- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Jovan

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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