- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Men

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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