- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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