- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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