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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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