- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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