What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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