Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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who do we all like george goodburn

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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ur gey

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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