What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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