Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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