- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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