- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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