- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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