- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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