daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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your mom is so fat.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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