- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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