- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

taking out the trash... at night

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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