- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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