What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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