- Anti Joke

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

ure mama's so fat

What rhymes with milk...milf

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.