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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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