why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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