- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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