Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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