what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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