- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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