- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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