- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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