- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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