- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Your adopted

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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