do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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