Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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