- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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