- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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