whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Charlie Sheen

why does the man appear fat he is

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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