- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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