- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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12 niqqa 12.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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