- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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