What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man did not like this site

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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