- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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