- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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