Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Rebecca Black's career.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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