- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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