Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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