- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

haha Otarts was here

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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